Girl: "Here's my cool boyfriend"
Girl 2: "Is he a Titus?"
I was there with fannius and atticus and we were all like totally of our faces and it was just EPIC! just so amazingly EPIC, like omg so EPIC you wouldnt believe!!! EPIC!!!!!
So it finally got to the end of the night, Twatius had gone to his room leave 10 minutes for some stupid facts about the rooms creation or something and I went to the basement to see, wait for it... A guy rocking himself against a cupboard! So EPIC!!
Person 2: what? What's updog?
Person 1: LOLWUT? Is your name Titus?