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A massive convulsion throughout the body from a lack of exposure to the female breasts. There is only one known cure.

Titties.
Before Randy could put an end to his nemesis, he had an intense titty seizure. The timing could not have been worse. Randy dropped his gun, letting Tryone kill him with a 2x4 strike to the head.
by Larry the Monkey August 28, 2010

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