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Telling a woman/girlfriend/wife the time by moving her boobs in a specific direction.

Left titty is the hour hand and right titty is the minute hand

12: 30 ---> left titty pushed up, right titty pushed down

etc etc...
Hey hunny do you know the time?

Sure let me consult the titty clock
by Joe Money Money November 22, 2010