Tits Magee is a person, any person, with nice tits, or huge fatty titties, or sporting medium tits and great cleavage. When you refer to someone as tits magee you can do it in front of them or close to them and just refer to them as "magee" and drop the tits. They can be ugly, hot, fat, but when you refer to a fat person as "magee" you say it with a sort of sarcastic snarl, but a hot chick would be refered to with a desired tone.
Guy 1: "Hey, who hit on you at the club?"
Guy 2: "Fuggin tits magee"(with a sarcastic snarl cause she was fat and obnoxious and had hug fatty titty cleavage that shook like a tsunami tidle wave when she danced).
Guy 2: "Fuggin tits magee"(with a sarcastic snarl cause she was fat and obnoxious and had hug fatty titty cleavage that shook like a tsunami tidle wave when she danced).
by Red March 4, 2005
by dyllpikle January 3, 2011
a fat mess who loves halo and pokemon, a kid who fights with chimp munks and has rocky mountain tities, a small piggie nose and a hang over but not from drinking alcohol.
by aape man November 2, 2007
1. A phrase used to exclaim the amount of anguish just recieved from someone's act.
2. A person (mostly female) with extrordinary tits (also known as boobs, breasts, chesticles, etc.)
2. A person (mostly female) with extrordinary tits (also known as boobs, breasts, chesticles, etc.)
"Aww, Tits Magee! i forgot to bring my homework to class!"
"Yo dude, look at tits magee over there!"
"Yo dude, look at tits magee over there!"
by J. Barrett January 13, 2008
Tits Magee is the essence of everything
Therefore making tits magee everything
Even though tits magee is everything you do not call somthing stupid tits magee, you call that Poops Magee or shits magee
Also a person could be made fun of with the use of Tits/Shits Magee
Therefore making tits magee everything
Even though tits magee is everything you do not call somthing stupid tits magee, you call that Poops Magee or shits magee
Also a person could be made fun of with the use of Tits/Shits Magee
Person 1:Holy crap dude look at those tits magee pair of avaitors over there
Person 2: Word
Ex 2
Person 1: Damnit we have to do a shitload of homework.
Person 2: Totaly Shits magee
Person 1: Word
Person 2: Word
Ex 2
Person 1: Damnit we have to do a shitload of homework.
Person 2: Totaly Shits magee
Person 1: Word
by Garrett February 9, 2005
by MGEEZY973 October 23, 2006
Tits magee is a word that can describe or take the place of any word. What many do not know, is that tits magee was origionally the "bird shaped" rays of dead midgets, that is shot from a "ray gun" resolting in an instant death. Many do not understant this concept, so just refer to everything as "Tits Magee". Tits mage can also be used as an Insult, or a Shitty Joke. Use it was you would like.
Used as a Noun:
Devon: Look at that animal over there!
Ryan: Thats a Tits..
Used as an adjective:
Devon: Dude, Bridge jumping is so awesome!
Ryan: Yeah, i know its so Tits!
Used as an insult:
Devon:You are such a Fag
Ryan: Yeah well your so Tits!
Used as a cover up for a shitty joke:
Ryan: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Devon:why?
Ryan: Uhhhh...Tits Magee!!!
Devon: Look at that animal over there!
Ryan: Thats a Tits..
Used as an adjective:
Devon: Dude, Bridge jumping is so awesome!
Ryan: Yeah, i know its so Tits!
Used as an insult:
Devon:You are such a Fag
Ryan: Yeah well your so Tits!
Used as a cover up for a shitty joke:
Ryan: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Devon:why?
Ryan: Uhhhh...Tits Magee!!!
by Ryan Gerstner March 16, 2005