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This is a classic position of lovers looking to rekindle the spark. First a woman lays on her back upon a table or long, flat surface (it is key that she is in the buff). Then her lover (also nude) straddles her face while gently placing his testicles and scrotum along her mouth and neck. Next he positions himself in a way that his erect member, can smoothly sail the region between her twin peaks.
Joseph: I broke up with Trisha last night.

Justin: Aw shucks man, why?
Joseph: That strumpet refused to have Tits and Tea before bed.

Justin: Good riddance!
by 902 boys October 05, 2011

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