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A massive humanoid beast that devours human beings because why the fuck not. They terrorize humanity with their massive naked bodies.
"I'm gonna wipe them out... Every single last Titan!!"
Eren Jaeger, Shingeki no Kyojin
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Giant creatures that eat all your loved ones and friends. They are useless and should all die for killing someones mom!!!
Blonde friend:" the titans are coming!!!" Me: "TITANSSSSS!!!!"
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A primeval pantheon of deities from Greco-Roman mythology. They were immortal giants and possessed superhuman strength and stamina as well as magical powers such as control of the weather and seas.
by Cainman September 10, 2013
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A really really big blunt
Come and smoke dis titan bro.
by Koopa #1 January 03, 2007
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Deities of Greek Mythology; feminine, Titaness. The offspring of Uranus and Gaia, the sky and earth. Others are also labeled as Titans. They were beings of great power, but were eventually overthrown by the gods. Among them were Prometheus who provided humans with fire and medicine, Atlas, who held the heavens aloft on his shoulders, and Cronus and Rhea, the parents of many of the Olympian gods, including Zeus.
The Titans ruled the cosmos before the Olympians.
by ssage March 02, 2013
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Saturn's largest moon.
You: Did you see the titan-landing?
Friend: Indeed! Wish I was on that spacecraft =/
You: I dont think so, long trip :P + it is too small for a human and it froze after 2 hours on the ground. Sorry m8..
Friend: Never mind...
You: :P
by w00dy January 16, 2005
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The power of the Titan could not be out done.
by Keon July 18, 2004
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