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If you're not a pervert, then you were looking for the Hawaiian term for strong independent woman.
If You're a pervert, you tried to type in tits on google and you accidentally typed in tita because your normal typing hand is on your penis, ready to masturbate.
Oh yea, some tita will get me nice and hard. Oh wait thats not right.
by Average internet knowledge guy January 07, 2015
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in Hawaiian Pidgin: 1) sometimes, a term of endearment used to call younger sisters, nieces, especially if said girls are sassy and precocious, 2) used more commonly to describe a really tough girl or woman, usually of Hawaiian or Polynesian ethnicity. In many ways, similar to a Chola. 3) A female moke. Sure, she's a woman but she's got that "you betta not mess wit me, cuz' I gon f'u up" evil stink-eye.
Watch out fo' dat tita, cuz' wen she stat givin’ you da stink eye, cuz' as da only warnin’ you goin’ get befo’ she pound you out!
by localgurl February 25, 2012
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A word of Hawaiian origin, which can be used to describe a woman of any race who is strong, independent, able to think for herself, and FIERCE in a number of different ways. Grace Jones and Madonna would both be accepted into the Tita Club, which would be an honor.

A Tita is a woman who can hold her own and doesn't take any crap. It's a good thing to be a Tita.


Frank Delimma's sketch of "Tita Turner"
by hawaiitalent February 05, 2009
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Filipino for "aunt."
by ambrrrrr July 14, 2011
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Jo is a tita you don't want to mess with...
by Arlene August 07, 2003
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a fat boy with fairly large boobs.
Hey Titums get your fat ass over here
by hoopsmylife January 13, 2010
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Anyone (usually of hawaiian, filipino, or micronesian ancestry, sometimes mixed with either asian or any other pacific island race) who likes to participate in the following:

-wears basketball shirts or anything of the sort
-like to go to the beach every week (i.e wallrat)
-is probably a slut/pregnant/kinda hot but not really because she is a tita
-usually extremely dark
-hangs around with moke's (see "moke" for reference)
-and always has there hair wrapped around in wild ways using either rubberbands/scrunchies/chopsticks/shirt hanger/babies
-smokes weed
-probably has no future
-is probably the biggest bitch you will ever meet
-sometimes fat
vladimir: eh timmy you fakka! did you see kalei ova there? shes pregnant again.

timmy: dat tita? hooo nahhh cuz she just fat

vladimir: oh.
by ehyoufaka January 25, 2009
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