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2.
Women who flash breast and cleavage in the media for purposes of commercial allure or professional or political advantage
Those chicks on that late show last night were total tit monkeys.
by Scatman Jack September 06, 2008
 
1.
A Tit Monkey is a modern term being used for people (usually male) who are complete idiots. They are self centered and inconsiderate. Tit Monkey's like to "rattle their cage" or in other words be heard and lack any moral management.
Possibly originating from the term "Getting on my tits" or annoying.
A noisy neighbor who is quick to blast another neighbor to all his other neighbors but is the first to blast loud music late at night regardless of the working family living next door to him. This would be a Tit Monkey.

A driver who cuts you up without signaling and almost causing an accident. this kind of person would also be a Tit Monkey.
by Manix August 26, 2007
 
3.
A person who is behaving stupidly who would usually be called a tit but seems so unevolved they are basically still a monkey.
Can also be used to express ones displeasure to something.
Stop it you titmonkey.
Your such a titmonkey.
Oh titmonkeys.
by kemdog007 November 13, 2011
 
4.
a woman, usually young, but not always (cf. Cindy McCain), who exposes her breasts, or cleavage, for commercial allure or political or professional advancement
Kirin on CNN is such a tit monkey in the morning, but Heidi isn't.
by Scatter Jack August 15, 2008
 
5.
A man who believes a cotton/spandex shirt will hold in his tits but doesn't; usually calling attention to said tits as well as pudgy arms and/or belly.
"Simon Cowell is such a Titmonkey!"

"Did you see that Titmonkey jiggling on the dancefloor?"
by bettie May 08, 2005
 
6.
One who enjoys tits alot, and is proud of it.
Hugh Hefner is a tit monkey.
by T-Moneytitmonkey November 01, 2007