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The act of violently emitting Human Female breasts at high velocity from one's nose, usually accompanied by wet, warm mucous discharge. Most only accomplished by those who possess Dick Noses.
When I am near hay I Tit Sneeze.

I laughed so hard I sneezed tits
by Weenus Johson III September 27, 2010

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