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2.
A man who has a leaky penis, usually due to a severe STD such as gonorrhea.
Don't touch that guy, little sis! He's a tinkler!
by BMike August 29, 2006
 
1.
verb

1. To get unintentionally urinated on, typically during sleep and by a member of the Tinkler family after a night of heavy drinking.

noun

1. Member of the Tinkler family, by either birth or marriage.

2. Derogatory term applied to persons who act much like they belong to the Tinkler family.
"If you share the bed with Roy, make sure he's not facing you, cause you'll get tinklered."

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"I can't believe Tinkler actually admitted that he tinklered everywhere last night. I would've just said somebody spilled water."
by Jaaaaaason March 24, 2008
 
3.
A substitute word for penis. Usually used by moms and dads when talking to their little boys. Sometimes used when conversing with juveniles. It could conceivably used by adults.
"Timmy, wipe your tinkler after you go wee wee in the toilet."

"That woman gives me a stiff tinkler!"
by JiveClive July 23, 2012
 
4.
A homosexual gentleman hiding behind the subterfuge (or smokescreen) if you will, of having a wife and children.
That Michael Barrymore's a right Tinkler
by SAFC86 March 16, 2012
 
5.
a young teen not quite legal but appears in all ways.
a woman.
tyrone's been running from the police since he knocked up

that little tinkler.

yeah.the sheriff didn't want his little white princess packing
tyrone's porch monkey on her porcelain hips.
by driver_im8 July 08, 2009