One of the greatest female specimens to ever grace this earth. Not only is she gorgeous, she played bass for the Talking Heads (the greatest band of all time) and the Tom Tom Club. God has scourged our land by only granting one of her to us.
Talking Heads Fan: Man, isn't Tina Weymouth beautiful...
Poser: Isn't Tina Weymouth that prostitute I hired last week?
Talking Heads Fan: I am having a hard time not killing you right now...