Top Definition
A Short Simple Pointless story
Kid: "One time i went to the mall and had to pee but then i saw a yellow sign that said closed but i went in and peed anyway"

You: wow what a timmy story

Tim: "one time i had a coke but then it tasted funny so i threw it out"

You: wow timmy
by Rob Knockout August 11, 2008

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