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1. When someone makes a completely random guess at the time (i.e. 5:24) , looks at their watch, and it is that time. 2. When someone predicts when something will happen (i.e. in 7 seconds), and it happens exactly then. Jill: What time is it? I'm getting hungry.
Bob: I don't know, like 5:24? Bob: *looks at clock* Oh CRAP, I'm a time-jedi Jill: *orgasms* ------ Bob: I think we should proceed to have consensual sex in the missionary position. Jill: Pfft, alright, but you're only going to last like 7 seconds. **7 seconds later** Bob: *orgasms* Jill: TIME-JEDI BAYBEEE |
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