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When Abraham Lincoln obtained total cosmic awareness he became Time Lincoln. With his new found powers over timespace he fights crime and helps right wrongs using advanced technology from the future.
Holy balls Time Lincoln just saved me from getting hit by a bus.
by Mr Matxyzptlk February 19, 2009
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