So for all you super-insecure Tims out there who attempt to cover for you ASIAN wankers with lame lies on urbandictionary, remember just this one thing:
It's down the road, not across the street when you cut your puny tweety-bird wrists. Make it count kids!
Desperate Lady #1: Giiiiirl, I finally got a MAN that wants the ole money-cat!
Desperate Lady #2: Oh honey, make sure he wears a condom!
Desperate Lady #1: Giiiiirl, PLEASE! TIM asked me out! I'm making him wear a HAZMAT suit!
News anchor: Tonight, in hobo-valley, several homeless men were found dead. Evidence suggest they were all violently raped. However, the CSI team believes the exact cause of death for these men was a overwhelming mix of STD's within Tim's Semen. On a related note, we take you now to the Channel 6 copter who has been following the police squadron closing in on Tim's house... DIE, TIM, DIE! SHOOT HIM!!!
That is so Tim.