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To perform a Tijuana tube sock you begin by sucking the poopoo out of your partner's asshole and spreading it on their feet with your tongue. Next, they glide across your back in an ice skating motion with their shit covered feet. This is usually performed whilst listening to Enrique Iglesias music.
"Swedish back massages are for pussy's, i prefer a Tijuana tube sock!"
by CustyJoe November 03, 2011

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