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The two step dance jigged en route to the toilet after a particularly spicy meal - The dance is always performed with clenched buttocks to prevent the spray of rusty water and a look of distress is often worn on the face of the performer.
Jesus! that vindaloo was a real ringstinger, i was dancing the Tijuana two step all bloody day!
by Matt Speak August 11, 2006