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When you decide to cheat on your wife on multiple occasions causing you to get into big trouble and eventually you get caught and as your drving out of your driveway trying to excape the misery your pissed off wife comes at you with a nine iron and you some how hit a fire hydrant then a tree that is right outside your own house.
Tim:Ouch...

Steven: Dude, what happend to you last night?

Tim: I decided to have a Tiger day and now im totally fucked!

Steven: Damn dude.... You better get a Kobe Special
by Urban Dictionary Pseudonym December 06, 2009

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