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An ASIAN/African-American professional golfer who attended Stanford University in Palo Alto, CA but dropped out, only to become the second most successful college drop-out in recent history (wanna guess who #1 is?).
I watched in amazement the other day as Tiger Woods absolutely destroyed those country club boys at the golf tournament.
by Oprah March 08, 2003
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A mixed race professional golfer, sometimes ignorantly misidentified as being African American. This is due to the nonsensical and horrifically racist United Statesian "one drop" rule, which states that "black" ancestry is so disgusting that any trace of it disqualifies you from belonging to any other ethnic group, regardless of whatever other heritage you have. In reality his heritage is one quarter Chinese, one quarter Thai, one quarter African American, one eighth Native American, and one eighth Dutch.
Tiger Woods (born December 30, 1975, in Cypress, California) is an American golfer, widely considered to be one of the greatest golfers of all time.
by A-non Imaus April 02, 2006
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King Henry VIII without the executions.
King Henry VIII was such a player, he had two of his wives executed so he could fuck up another one.

This defines Tiger Woods perfectly.
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Tiger Woods is to golf what Ali is to boxing or Jordan is to basketball, hands down.
by Jerry Kinard August 06, 2007
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(v). To fuck.
Tom: Dude, you're an ass hole.
Loki: And you're a drunk. A dumb drunk.
Tom: Yeah, well I just keyed your car the other day!
Loki: That was YOU!? Dan, dude. Now I don't feel so bad for Tiger Woodsing Betsy, on the day you two got married.
Tom: Wait, what?
Loki: *Is already running.*
by Loki the Red February 14, 2010
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Plays golf, tends to be a man-whore, sleeps around, isn't very faithful, not very good at lying or cheating. Always gets caught. Obviously a dick.
"Did you hear Tiger Woods cheated on hi wife with about 14 of girls?!?
by Nikki6969 December 25, 2009
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His real name is eldrick!
Haha now we know y he had soo much time to practice his swing when he was a kid!!!
by cartman5000 July 29, 2004
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