1. (noun). A dark-skinned (or non-caucasian) male who is only sexually attracted to caucasian women.

2. (noun). A sexually promiscuous man; a man whore.

3. (noun). A married man whose wife has found out that he has been having an extramarital affair or affairs with other women.

4. (noun). A man who is a dangerous and/or accident-prone automobile driver.

5. (noun). A man who is or has been physically abused by a woman, usually a wife or girlfriend.

6. (noun). A mixed race man with dark skin.
1. Tyrell has sex only with white women. He's the Tiger Woods of Harlem.

2. Joe screws every woman he can get into bed.

3. Once Bob's wife Vicky found out he was screwing two women on the side she divorced him and got most of his assets, including the house and car, in the divorce settlement.

4. Jake has been in two car accidents this month. In the first accident he hit a fire hydrant while drinking and texting; in the second accident he drove his Porsche through his neighbor's living room.

5. Eddy had to leave the state because his girlfriend has been beating his ass black and blue. I hear Eddy is going to live in a battered men's shelter with other skinny wimps.

6. With one look Candace knew the male dancer was neither black nor white. All she knew for sure was that he was dark skinned.
by Johnny Z. Styles May 14, 2010
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Tiger Woods - To have your ass whooped with a set of golf clubs from your wife after she found out you were cheating on her ass....
Man she went off, she Tiger Woods his ass!
by RayinHawaii November 29, 2009
verb:

To have several inexplicable relationships with women far less hot that one's wife, and subsequently ruin one's reputation. May or may not be accompanied by a car crash.
I used to look up to him as someone who had it all and still managed to live a decent, honest life, but then he went and pulled a Tiger Woods and now I can never look at him the same way again.
by sdevs December 06, 2009
A whore monger who'll only go for white meat.
Abdulla says he ain't interested in no gravy booty no more. I think that mofo gone Tiger Woods on bitches.
by Skinny Black1 December 06, 2009
The most vicious firehydrant killer in the urban jungle.
We have to protect all those poor firehydrants from the likes of Escapading Tiger Woods.
by Quido1 December 04, 2009
A sudden and rapid decline from sublime to slime.
Tiger Woods 'transgressions' catapulted from sublime to slime.
by Zoe & Jackie December 09, 2009
A mixed race professional golfer, sometimes ignorantly misidentified as being African American. This is due to the nonsensical and horrifically racist United Statesian "one drop" rule, which states that "black" ancestry is so disgusting that any trace of it disqualifies you from belonging to any other ethnic group, regardless of whatever other heritage you have. In reality his heritage is one quarter Chinese, one quarter Thai, one quarter African American, one eighth Native American, and one eighth Dutch.
Tiger Woods (born December 30, 1975, in Cypress, California) is an American golfer, widely considered to be one of the greatest golfers of all time.
by A-non Imaus April 02, 2006
The act in which you have sexual intercourse in all three of your womens orfices. Making it in every hole like Tiger Woods does.
Person 1: Yo, i busted a tiger woods on that girl.
Person 2: Tiger Woods? whats that?
Person 1: I put it in every hole!!
by Discard February 22, 2008

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