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Tiger Woods - To have your ass whooped with a set of golf clubs from your wife after she found out you were cheating on her ass....
Man she went off, she Tiger Woods his ass!
by RayinHawaii November 29, 2009
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An unquenchable thirst for sex. The person experiencing Tiger Wood feels invincible and will do whatever they please to whomever.
That guy has so many different chicks all the time he must have Tiger Wood.
by D O Double R December 28, 2009
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verb:

To have several inexplicable relationships with women far less hot that one's wife, and subsequently ruin one's reputation. May or may not be accompanied by a car crash.
I used to look up to him as someone who had it all and still managed to live a decent, honest life, but then he went and pulled a Tiger Woods and now I can never look at him the same way again.
by sdevs December 06, 2009
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A whore monger who'll only go for white meat.
Abdulla says he ain't interested in no gravy booty no more. I think that mofo gone Tiger Woods on bitches.
by Skinny Black1 December 06, 2009
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A sudden and rapid decline from sublime to slime.
Tiger Woods 'transgressions' catapulted from sublime to slime.
by Zoe & Jackie December 09, 2009
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The most vicious firehydrant killer in the urban jungle.
We have to protect all those poor firehydrants from the likes of Escapading Tiger Woods.
by Quido1 December 04, 2009
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What Tiger Woods fans get every time they talk about him or see him on television.
You watching TW's press conference?

Yeah, I'm sporting some Tiger wood right now.
by dysangel February 23, 2010
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