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Waking up with morning wood, from dreaming about Tiger Woods multiple affairs with nasty bitches. (no homo)
"Yo' homie I ain't gay or nothin but all this media hype around Tiger fuckin all these nasty skanks has me waking up with Tiger Morning Wood."
by barneygrumble December 15, 2009
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