Usually a fat and ugly bitch who will never get laid. She's probably a ratchet hoe. Not intelligent at all.
G: Hey do you know tiffany?
E: You mean that ratchet skank?
G: Yeah, that stupid bitch asked to copy my math homework all
by sexybitch25eg August 11, 2012
Wife to Spotty, Mother to Bridgette and she will still have time to be a Scrapbooking Goddess! She has lots of friends and loves to spend time with them. She loves Jesus and wants the world to know! Loves shopping and traveling! She is a BRUNETTE! She loves stormy, rainy weather. She will be loyal until the end, and the end only comes if you lie to her!
by tiffanygass February 03, 2010
n. A sociopathic slut who is cold and heartless & leads a fake life. The sudden realization that one has been duped into socializing or sleeping with a subhuman under the guise of interacting with a decent person results in an "epiphany", hence the traditional definition in baby name books.

A Tiffany usually goes by a middlename & attempts to postpone the "epiphany" but humans with a backbone will inevitably experience the epiphany that a Tiffany is a manipulative & depraved psychopath & will gently and slowly disappear from her life. She will then project her obsessions and believe that people who abandon her LOVE her and are OBSESSED with her and she's WON. She will stalk friends and use the internet to dig up details in order to twist and ruin reputations. Thus, usually doped up on wine or Xanax, she will spend most of her nights plotting and scheming revenge on decent humans that treated her well.

Her social life focuses on eliciting sympathy from her circle of victims, aka "friends" and "family", by reminding them she fucked her dad when she was younger (she actually seduced him into her spiderweb, coldly and calculatedly).

She believes herself to be a classy Audrey Hepburn despite being a repressed lesbian with a fetish for dark men because they're "different" from her goat-herding dad who is her only true possession.

Tiffany prefers that you suicide if you don't grant her complete control of your life.
Douchebag bartender: "Never thought I'd turn down free road-head but that Tiffany is gonna Ted Bundy me!"

Tiffany's hypnotized victim friend: "*Gasp* Tiffany is beautiful inside and out!"

Private investigator hired by Tiffany to follow douchebag bartender: "It sounds like you're obsessed with her."

Tiffany's mother: "Your jealousy is insane! You don't deserve my daughter!"

Douchebag bartender: "Somebody shoot me in the head! The devil is everywhere!"
by V-V-Vs-gotyourboynow December 28, 2011
An overconfident girl who looks like crap. Usually has guys all over her for her money.
1: WTF? That ugly chick was trying to be hot!
2: Yeah, she's a complete Tiffany.
by RWeasley October 18, 2010
Myy' Number One Little Sister.! Ilove This Chicka Too Death.! She Is Myy Back Bone, Myy' Best Friend Forever And Ayy' Dayy', She qo Be Myy' Children qod Mommyy'.! |L o L| We Been Sister Since 1997.! And We Still Is Too This Dayy'.! Im An On Thee Phone With Her Riqht Now.! Dude Icould Never Have Sister Like Yew' Tiffany' Love Yew'.!
Tiffanyy' Is Myy' Number One.!
by His qirl.! May 30, 2009
Myy' Number Little Sister.! Ilove This Chicka Too Death.! She Is Myy Back Bone, Myy' Best Friend Forever And Ayy' Dayy', She qo Be Myy' Children qod Mommyy'.! |L o L| We Been Sister Since 1997.! And We Still Is Too This Dayy'.! Im An On Thee Phone With Her Riqht Now.! Dude Icould Never Have Sister Like Yew' Tiffany' Love Yew'.!
Tiffanyy' Is Myy' Number One.!
by His qirl.! May 30, 2009
- The act of getting your testicles getting caught in your zipper.

- To have a face as rough & manly as Clint Eastwood
- Dude, my day started like shit, I pulled a Tiffany and screamed like a little girl!

- My face is so rough I could light a match off of it. I feel like Tiffany, pass the lotion!
by StinkySnatchNY January 07, 2009

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