A penis: the size of which is comparable to the popular candy called "Tic Tacs". When seen by a person of the female gender the mood is normally killed.
by BROOM DICK TITS! December 18, 2010
Person 1: You have to see that
Person 2: See what?
Person 1: That guys dick
Person 2: Is it big?
Person 1: Fuck no. It's less than an inch
Person 2: Why would I want to see a tic tac dick?
Person 1: To make fun of it
Person 2: He's probably gonna stay a virgin for life
Person 2: See what?
Person 1: That guys dick
Person 2: Is it big?
Person 1: Fuck no. It's less than an inch
Person 2: Why would I want to see a tic tac dick?
Person 1: To make fun of it
Person 2: He's probably gonna stay a virgin for life
by trevvvvvv May 19, 2010
Aidan: wanna see my dick
Me: not really
Aidan: photo
Me: is that a tic tac?
Aidan: blocked
*ew he has a tic tac dick*
Me: not really
Aidan: photo
Me: is that a tic tac?
Aidan: blocked
*ew he has a tic tac dick*
by Just your betch August 28, 2018
That dude has a tic-tac dick.
by josh grier July 9, 2005
by 420&chill February 7, 2017
This is a term to refer to the man opposite size of his true penis. In this case “Tic Tac Dick” would refer to a 10 inch bigger dick than the size of a tic-tac, vice versa.(10.1 inch)
by TotallyNotFunnyJunny September 12, 2023
When a man of any race (Asians most likely) have a small penis equivalent to the size of a Tic Tac. When a male has a Tic Tac dick they usually can't have good relationships with girls.
"Hey Bobby I heard that Akira has a Tic Tac dick"
"No way man that means he can't fuck real good"
"I know, I guess Akira and Brittney broke up then"
"No way man that means he can't fuck real good"
"I know, I guess Akira and Brittney broke up then"
by Lil Dougie 69 June 11, 2019