Long thin plastic ballons used as noisemakes iby fans at sporting events, usually in cities that don't have fans who can make real noise (See Los Angeles Angels).
Man #1 - "Why did all these Angels fans bring their dildos to the game Today?
Man #2 - "They're not dildos, those are those stupid thunder sticks. None of them can cheer properly, so they smack those things together"
large, stinky, and long turds
"Dude i just made some thunder sticks in the bathroom"