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16. Thumper
A male or female below 30 years of age who is on social assistance despite being perfectly physically and mentally able to work. The male or female also cheats on their forms and information to get greater money from social assistance.
My old room ate was a Thumper, never paid me back or anything, just sat on the couch collecting a fat welfare check.
1. Thumper
A pathetic person that sees conspiracy behind every post in Craigslist's Rants and Raves. A Thumper believes all posts that offend him are the work of one person. He also thinks that all flagging is done by that same person. A Thumper posts repeatably, with a complete lack of creativity, desperately trying to rally the troops to the validity of his twisted view of reality. He fancies himself as a leader, but alas has no followers.
The Thumper in WDC Rants and Raves is crusading against OBAMANAZI, a mythical person that exists only in his mind.
2. thumper
a very religious person. one who always refers to the bible in everyday conversation.
i can't stand those bible thumpers always gettin' in my shit about drinking and sex.
by tony Jan 28, 2004 add a video
3. thumper
When you're going down on someone or having sex and their leg won't stop twitching...
You better bring a helmet. She's a thumper.
4. thumper
an absolutely bangingly steamey shit!
"dude, i just took a thumper on your dads chest whilst he was sleeping!!"
5. thumper
Short for bible thumper - an overly religious and/or annoyingly religious person, especially Evangelical Christians.
He used to hang with us all the time before he got brainwashed by those thumpers.
6. thumper
a slang term for the main male sex organ; a penis
She was grindin' me so hard at the club that I whipped out ma thumper right there and gave it to her real good.
by Soupek Jan 24, 2005 add a video
7. thumper
a stripper from the novel House of Leaves, with Thumper from Bambi tattoed on her innter thigh.

A really sweet, but fallen, woman.
"Nice going, Thumper."
by B to the R Apr 22, 2004 add a video
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