tree skin 

A piece of paper

"I need tree skin for Mrs. Cooks test."

tree skin by legnaoiluj May 26, 2014

Three skinner 

Three skinner - a cannabis joint made from three rizlas stuck together to form one large king size spliff.

"hey, shall we roll a single skinner?"
"no man, let's have a proper large three skinner and get totally wasted!"

Three skinner by hippy artist December 7, 2022

tree skin dick 

Where the penile regions accumulate dense,dark, bump like features resembling the bark of a tree

Girl:how was last night
Friend: giiiiiirl the sex hurt so bad because he had that tree skin dick goin on.
Girl: oh no.

tree skin dick by libby2013 July 7, 2016

There's more than one way to skin a cat 

If you can't complete your task one way, you find another way.

I can't find my pencil sharpener so I'll use a knife. There's more than one way to skin a cat.

There's more than one way to skin a cat by Truthful Mikki December 10, 2018

there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horse 

A dark story for children that ends with the words "Perhaps She'll Die", with the exception of the very end where the old lady is finally dead.

Guy 1: Did you hear how there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horse?

Guy 2: No what happened to her?

Guy 1: She died

Guy 2: Why did nobody help her?

Guy 1: She died after she ate the horse with patches and became deaf and her skin fell off

Guy 2: Wtf!

there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horse by panda_patches May 7, 2013

threeskin 

Smaller than the foreskin, but longer than a twoskin. What you call your foreskin after you put it in a meat grinder. It's usually associated with an onion odor.

Wow Grandma that is some fine tasting threeskin.

threeskin by Eric S March 23, 2005

Threeskin 

The gangrenous necrotic tissue of an old man's penis

Damn, I found a clump of my grandfather's bloody threeskin next to the dog bed

Threeskin by Johnathan Theodore May 21, 2022