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A three quad rod is 3/4 of an erection, when there's no hiding it, but it isn't quite ready for action yet.

Your penis isn't soft, isn't hard, and is hanging at about 8 o'clock.
I couldn't stand up in class today as my three quad rod was pitching a tent in my pants.
by gbn1973 December 10, 2009

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