A person who is extremly slow, laughs and smiles no matter what is said, has no common sense, jerky, and loves 14 year old girls. This person is normally easily persuaded and is often found playing COD. Side note: Sometimes likes to B his L on peoples Ts and is known as a con-thorsonist because he disses friends to go study (which really means play with his COD).
Dude did you see that Thorsonist walking down the street next to the middle school with a cheese head smiling because he fell, I was afraid for my life.
I heard she got with a Thorsonist last night, she must have been in middle school.