a prolonged painful irritation that is too big to be removed by conventional means.
my god you're constant whining is like a thornton in my side
by anonymoos2315 October 17, 2006
The Ghetto'ist town on earth. The average life expectancy is about 6 months. Our beautiful downtown includes the longest running post office in America. Also, there is a hair salon and some stupid yoga place. About 4 years ago it almost burnt to the ground, good thing it did not because it should be the capital.
If you go to thornton, you better watch your back, or else you wont live long son.
by Phyliss Simmons July 13, 2006
A person who tells people's secrets, and makes a big deal out of stupid small things
OMG Don't be such a Thornton, you told him Britney Spears' deepest darkest secrets. YA DUMB DOUCHE!
by Tina Fay January 03, 2010