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5.
The Norse God of Thunder/Lightning. He wields his magical hammer "Mjolnir".
by Thor May 16, 2003
 
15.
Used in conversation describing ones mistake,stupidity,carelessness.
#Ali spilled water on his shirt
Abu:You're very thor ,so big still spill water .
#Ali accidentally left his homework at home
Abu:You very thor
#Ali din't do his homework
Abu:You very thor
by ahzhe99 August 19, 2013
 
16.
war

in the language Amharic

"war" ---> also means "month" in Amharic
Ethiopians talking ----- "ere guudfellabachwe...thor ent legbu naw" "frenge miskyen" "und war kire thor net lejmer..."
by teniscourt June 05, 2013
 
17.
Awesome. Really Awesome. Notice the obvious Capital A of Awesome, you douchebag. Because it really is Awesome. In fact, forget about it being Awesome. Its AWESOME.
Today was a really Thor day. I f*cked Mary!
by THE Thor May 02, 2011
 
18.
A fat white kid who enjoys sticking GI Joe's up his anus during his spare time normally occurs in BC.
thor A fat white kid who enjoys sticking GI Joe's up his anus during his spare time normally occurs in BC.
by Cracalacin Camron Jacklin October 28, 2008
 
19.
when you are fucking someone in the ass and you hit them over the head with a bag of nickels. Primarily occurs in Prison.
I was taking Randy last night in his cell and I gave him the Thor and I thought he was going to punch me in the face.
by disco duckie September 28, 2007
 
20.
A kickass rockstar who doesn't mess around. HE KEEPS IT REAL SON!!!
Girl: Whoa, that guy is such a Thor, I wanna do him right now!!!
by F-dizzle December 01, 2006
 
21.
A giant, ~24" dildo. It's freaking huge. Sells for $150.
I raped Jimmy with Thor, and now his pelvis is shattered.
by Vee Are Are Schee July 14, 2004