Edison stole numerous ideas from unknown, often starving inventors including the following:
* the light bulb, which he stole from Joseph Swan
* Jellies high heels
* the potato gin
* Windows XP
* the light beer
* Cheez Wiz
* Sex, and the fluorescent latex used to power it.
* Taco bell
* Opposable Thumb
It truly is something to marvel at; the origins of the bubblewrap are far more ambiguous and obscure. In ancient China, air wrap was used in place of bubble wrap. Using sections of inflated intestines of canines', they wrapped their meets and other exotic Asian products. In 1872, Thomas Edison came upon this unfounded secrecy while traveling in Vienna on his way to Ural Sea. After discovering this Chinese secret, by Alexander Lopez he brough it back to the US the same year. Using modern production techniques, the dog intestes(Kai-shek Khan as it was called) was replaced by ambersol.
~ Oscar Wilde on Thomas Edison
Also, see this about Nikola Tesla:
inserts it into a woman's vagina, consequently followed by attaching a car battery to her nipples.
Attach the positive to the
left nipple, and the negative
to the right nipple.
Then, after a desirable electrocution,
you smash the light-bulb inside her,
and insert your penis in her
My wife is now lovering me more than ever.
I'm so lucky to have her