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Essentially the white mans purple drink, except it's red... It is a coctail containing: 1 gallon of cherry Kool Aid, 1 liter of cheap vodka, and 1 can of Four Loko Fruit Punch flavored. It costs about 13$ to make and will fuck alot of people up fast. It is a popular drink in lancaster NY, a mainly white suburb of buffalo NY, so purple drink doesnt fly in Lancaster, instead we drink Thirsty Hippo.
Brian: All i have is a liter of cheap ass vodka, a can of Four Loko, and some kool aid. WTF am I supposed to do with this shit?
Sidney: Lets make some Thirsty Hippo and get fucked up!
by 716 assasin January 11, 2012

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