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2.
A level of intoxication leading to extreme hunger combined with illiteracy.
Friend A: If I don't eat now I'm gonna die, man
Friend B: Then order something retard
Friend A: Let's get some Crispy...Chose...Mike's...
Friend B: You are seriously third world drunk
by Mr Quackers March 25, 2010
 
1.
The level of drunkeness you attain when drinking after at least 3 days of not eating.
I hadn't eaten ANYTHING in, like, 3 days. Then we went out and I got Third World Drunk off of one shot. I walked around telling people that for less than a dollar a day they could help me forget that bitch.
by Blommit December 13, 2010