A condition that occurs as a result of the thighs on an obese inidividual rubbing together during extended period of running.
In order to lose weight, John decided to run to KFC, however on the way there, he got a bad case of thigh burn due to the friction of his thighs rubbing against each other.
by Masterboner April 10, 2012
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Pubic hair that is untrimmed and so long that it hangs down one's leg similar to side burns. Similarly the chafing from such long hair literally causes friction burns on the thighs.
Women in 70's porno's have thigh burns
by Craigman77 April 27, 2011
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Noun - The androgenic hair that grows on the upper thighs of post-pubescent humans (yes boys and girls, or men and women more appropriately - we've all got it, to a lesser or greater extent) that can look like it has 'escaped' from the pubic area.

Not to be confused with pubic bangs.

It complements and sits in opposition to the treasure trail.
After the bong incident in the tabloids Michael Phelps thigh burns were the least of his worries.

Ha - thought Julia Roberts - they're freaking out over armpit hair, what the hell would they do if they saw my beautiful thigh burns!
by RastaVari April 24, 2011
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the strip of hair that grows on the upper part of a man's (hopefully) inner leg.
Whenever I manscape, I don't know where to stop shaving because my thighed burns came in thicker than Jamie Presley's hill billy accent.
by hurdleston December 7, 2010
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a slang, hair line recession term which indicates the loss of hair starting at the edges of the forehead. it is (jokingly) blamed on friction occurring from the shaking thighs of ones lover while performing amazing oral sex on them.
Patrick's thigh burns told her all she needed to know about his oral sex skills.
by lampington September 11, 2007
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