Someone named Thiel has a positive out look on life, are full of enterprise, energy, versatility, adventurousness, and eagerness to extend experience beyond the physically familiar. Thiel's are extremely intelligent so they're able to grasp new subjects with ease. They're also capable of multi-tasking, however they don't always finish what they start. Thiel's are honest, friendly and open-minded.

Thiel's have a tendency to fall fast and hard for others. They tend to give themselves fully in each new relationship a quality that ends up chipping away at their inner being.

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when your mom walks in the room just as you've just stuck your balls in your brother's anus.

sub-verb of cockpirate, trick thieving wannabe