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6.
Mispronounced category of "Therapists" by Sean Connery on SNL Celebrity Jeopardy.
Trebek: "Sean Connery, why don't you pick."
Connery: "I'll take The/rapists for twenty!"
Trebek: "It's actually not THE RAPISTS..."
by ACG2x August 05, 2004
 
1.
word often mistaken as 'the rapist' by Sean Connery when playing celebrity jeopardy.
I'll take the rapist for 500
by Chase C May 31, 2005
 
2.
1. Someone for you to cry to when you lost your puppy

2. Someone who your parents send you to become diagnosed or talked to because you have some mental probelm to hide the fact that your parents suck at parenting

Note - Therapist is two words: "The" and "Rapist"
Guy: I'm so ugly that I got turned down by a hooker, I have to cry to my therapist now...

Friend:
by ne0_shiny April 13, 2005
 
3.
A guy who can't help EVERYBODY...
Client-I eat people.
Therapist-How does that make you feel?
by Skelectory April 07, 2009
 
4.
Someone you pay $100 an hour to fuck with your psyche.
My therapist tried to blame my parents for all my troubles.
by javaturtle January 13, 2004
 
5.
A category on Celebrity Jeopardy which Sean Connery mistakes for being The Rapists
Connery: Let's try the rapists for 200
Trebek: Thats therapists mr. connery
by Lilparkczar November 12, 2007
 
7.
someone who understands the power of language but hasn't yet seen the definition of freedom
my therapist just told me I was normal.
by millerthegorilla January 25, 2009