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She is the coolest chick you'll ever meet but has the most haters behind her. She brushes them off like nothing and does whatever she wants. Smartest person alive, people call her WikiOni! She can speak the best Greek and English and is the best at wording things nicely. She loves Starbucks coffee and John Mayer, oh and also Maroon 5. And for some reason every now and then when you hear her name you just want to scream G-G-G-G-G-UNIT!

She has the most gorgeoustest green/blue/orange/grey eyes in the world and her wifey is named Yvette. :-)
That's my wifey Theoni, that's right! Run along puppy ecause she WILL bite your head off!
by RizzoBetty November 05, 2010
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theoni is my gurl...
shes cute, fun and very sexc and will listen to me.
if she loves me she will leave it alone (L)(L)(L)
i (L)(L) love (L)(L) theoni...
:D im never deleting this
by tj November 07, 2004
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Hot, cute and fun


all mine
theoni is hot, cute and fun and will let me win cause i (L) ya
by tj October 16, 2004
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