by H.L. Mencken April 23, 2005
Study of religion applied to the truth of the world; opposes secular philosophy.
... Go philosopher! Theology won't find you any sort of truth.
... Go philosopher! Theology won't find you any sort of truth.
Momma: Son, I've brought you a new pamphlet of the church... God blesses you, child.
Son: RAAAR!!!!! I are the sick of this theologist scam. Momma, I'm atheist! Go humanist, momma!
Son: RAAAR!!!!! I are the sick of this theologist scam. Momma, I'm atheist! Go humanist, momma!
by Yue CG May 13, 2005
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e February 23, 2006
The supporting rationale, doctrine, beliefs, tenets and written word that backs up and confirms what the voices in your head are telling you.
Leon didn't have any formal training in theology and figured he didn't need any, as God spoke to him and him alone and God was telling him that the big chested blonde girl in the second pew needed some laying on of the hands.
by harry flashman July 19, 2003
by the brainstormer April 5, 2016
" If lies are the tribute dishonesty pays to truth then theology is the tribute nonsense pays to sense.
by J E Walker May 5, 2003