heismannin 

To prevent/cockblock/interfere

Facebook keeps HEISMANNIN my picture uploads

heismannin by lizguitarlessons November 19, 2015

Heismanned 

To get denied in the most firm and unequivocal way. This definition arises from the look of the college football trophy with the player holding his hand out as if denying someone.

Shit! All of my college choices Heismanned me! Now I'll have to work in Glory Hole Alley with Nathan!

Heismanned by Jolly Old Saint Prick March 14, 2003

Joe Theisman 

Joe Theisman (verb) meaning to break or injure a limb. Most often refers to a compound fracture of the leg.

I joe Theismaned my leg when I fell off my bike.

Joe Theisman by Skinsfan January 5, 2008

Joe Theisman 

A sweet Qb that used to play for the redskins aka the guy that got his leg snapped in half by LT. Now he must be the worst announcer who gets every coach's challenge wrong.

God! Joe Theisman has a great arm

Joe Theisman by Jeb Putzier January 11, 2006

Theismanned

Having received or given an injury a la the career-ending injury that Joe Theismann received.

Person 1: Did you see that?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Allen Hurns was Theismanned!

Person 2: 😧
Person 3: Who Theismanned him?
Person 1: I don't know. I just saw the clip.

Theismanned by NickidewbearTwo January 5, 2019

getting the heismann 

The act of being rejected, hard, by a romantic conquest. Very similar to the term swerve.

I wanna talk to your friend but I keep getting the heismann from her.

getting the heismann by Zatannamaria July 7, 2015

Theismannized 

Double compound fracture of the lower leg; specifically, both the tibia and fibula are broken with bone fragments ripping through the skin.

Poor Alex Smith - he got Theismannized.

Theismannized by Pauli9363 December 7, 2018