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Theasaurus= fun, sexy, beautiful, horny, lovable, huggable.
Yo check out that theasaurus. she so hot right now.
I'd love to rip the towel; off that theasaurus right this second.
Theasaurus was not a true dinosaur. It lived long after most dinosaurs and fed on the spare time of the verbose. But mostly, it had trouble spelling and pronouncing the word "thesaurus".
A Theasaurus can still help you find a synonym for "dapper" if you ask it nicely.