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One who is legendary at MW2 Trickshots, knows how to pleasure large women, and knows how to master debate. Someone who is TheGerken is often compared to Mikey from the hit show "Recess". TheGerken is one who is always one step ahead from mainstream and appears as hip and cool. One who is great at playing goalkeeper in any sport.
That kid thegerken made my mother go crazy with his half stop and stare running man shot! Ya boi look itz TheGerken squashing reefas on L'Queefa's lap.
by Matthew Long December 26, 2013

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