The Miner

A sex move. Where you strap a small bulb to your dick (your "helmet") before you go to work deep in the mine. The warmth of the bulb gives your girl more pleasure that way.

Guy 1: You ever tried The Miner?
Guy 2: Yeah, my bird really screamed when I used that one.

by Lenwin July 17, 2012

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The Miner

While fucking a girl, your dick is so small the condom falls off and you have to pretend to finger her to get it out.

Joe couldn't find the condom after pulling The Miner on Carrisa.

by Joshuanaganooch September 27, 2006

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Minerals

Balls. In relation to courage... "He doesn't have the balls to tell his boss to fuck off."

Millennial:. "You wouldn't do that!"

Me: "What? You don't think I've got the minerals?"

by Wandering J November 11, 2020

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Not rocks.

"Jesus Christ Marie, they're minerals!"

by NasaWeatherfrog November 28, 2013

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an uncontrollable urge to interrupt conversation afflicting only those who believe everyone in hearing range is a technical idiot.

BECAUSE whoever you are talking to can't POSSIBLY know as much as you do!

John's Minerism is always apparent during team meetings!

by Trillian31 February 17, 2010

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