To be fucking unstoppable, much like, well, unlike anything else. Not only are you the shit, and bullets and kung fu are inneffective (thats right, not even ninjas can touch this), but you have a skin tight suit, and when sex is wanted (and easily obtained as all that is necessary is for you to claim your prize...) you have no need for a condom. Weakness= psychic shit. Good thing you have your back up man with the pimp cane.
"I'm the juggernaut bitch! Don't you know who I am!? You must not know who I am!"
"Ah yes, now it is time for me to take my prize... it has been like forever since I've had sex. What!? Condom!? Bitch ain't you seen how tight my suit is? I'm the juggernaut bitch!
"Get outa my head Charles, I'm the fuckin' juggernaut, I feel like I'm trippin' on acid man..." *smack* 'Gotcha bitch, I told you I'ma getchou wit' my pimp cane one way or another!'
"Ah yes, now it is time for me to take my prize... it has been like forever since I've had sex. What!? Condom!? Bitch ain't you seen how tight my suit is? I'm the juggernaut bitch!
"Get outa my head Charles, I'm the fuckin' juggernaut, I feel like I'm trippin' on acid man..." *smack* 'Gotcha bitch, I told you I'ma getchou wit' my pimp cane one way or another!'
by Dr. Judge Laxidazical April 8, 2006
The manliest state of being. Basically being able to do any of the following: chop down trees with your penis, eat rocks for breakfast and shit out gunpowder, headbutt your front door open, causing it to splinter into pieces, jump off a cliff and break your fall with your face, wrestle sharks, kill a bear with your bare hands, etc.
by LCpl Ross June 22, 2005
Marvel Comics X-Men villain. Also the baddest mothafucker in the world. Have you even seen a costume like his? He'll hit you with your own pimp, pimp smack your ass, make you his hooker, and then it'll be time for him to take his prize. Do you not know who he is?
Are you a fuckin' ass? Do you not know who I am? He must not know who I am. I'm the Juggernaut...BITCH! Im'ma hit you with yo' own pimp!
by Colin P. M. June 7, 2006
1. Refers to a person or machine that is unstoppable; the "tank" of a group.
2. A villain from X-Men with a cone-shaped helmet.
2. A villain from X-Men with a cone-shaped helmet.
1. "Man, that new mobile weapon is gonna be our juggernaut."
2. "Do you know who I am? You must not know who I am. I'm the Juggernaut Bitch!!!"
2. "Do you know who I am? You must not know who I am. I'm the Juggernaut Bitch!!!"
by Sleeper723 March 20, 2006
by Stoner Boner May 4, 2006
by james May 21, 2004
1. The uncanny, irrefutable act of being a juggernaut; acting in such ways as to depict a juggernaut or juggernaut-like character.
2. Being an asshole.
2. Being an asshole.
1. That guy was juggernauting around on stage like he owned the whole theater.
2. "I wish you'd stop juggernauting around...my parents are really starting to get pissed off."
2. "I wish you'd stop juggernauting around...my parents are really starting to get pissed off."
by aksival February 12, 2007