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Excuse me, i have Violent Diarrhea....WRONG!

Excuse me, i have "The Squirts"....RIGHT!
by AnonymousHippopotamus December 10, 2006
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A slang term for diarrhea ~ runny poop that comes shooting out of your asshole often accompanied by a fart and sometimes unexpected.
I have a tummy upset, I'm suffering with the squirts real bad.
by d_girl August 10, 2006
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Nasty, Fiery, Flamming, Flowing yud that comes out of your asscrack. Causing major, deadly smells, and the feel that your ass is on fire! May come in variety of colors. Also known as hershey squirts. Mmmm Mmmm goooood!
"Awh, Shit! Plug your nose, I got the squirts"
by afterx3glow March 05, 2009
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A condition where you have diarrhea, although you must keep it in a little longer. The strenuous pressure of the sphincter causes a powerful squirt, thus, "The Squirts".
by lightskin.dinosaur October 02, 2016
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