The Speer or Speering is the act of licking the palm of your hand and wiping the spit on your dick to wet for sex. Keeping your fingers tightly together.
He couldn't get her turned on so he totally did The Speer last night.
by amishyoutoo October 28, 2010
Shoving a pint glass full of frozen light beer into any possible oraphus, preferably an exit hole.
"Yo get to the freezer. i want the speers within the next five minutes or I am fucking out of here"
by PhilWhite February 24, 2010