The current dumbass, er, president. Named after his daddy, George W. Bush.
Used his daddy's influence to get to office.
Wasn't elected by the majority (what do you think we are?. . .a democracy.)
REALLY wants Iraq's oil.
IQ has not yet reached his age, not expected to.
Trying to get Bush to run this country is like trying to light a stadium with a 40-watt lightbulb
by Fatass February 25, 2003
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A skinny plant with characteristic leaves growing in a group atop a narrow shoot.

The Shrub was appointed head of the United States by the Illuminati in hopes it might give Republicans "American Big Dick Syndrome". The operation was almost a complete success.
The Shrub just sat there and made laws. No-one questioned how it managed to do so or how it was even elected. It was, after all, just a brainless fucking PLANT!
by AngryAmishMafia May 19, 2004
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A floating bush, has great powers. A DemiGod to those who choose it, and a powerful enemy to those with no faith.
Look! There hovers The Shrub, 10-12 feet in the air!

www.oftheshrub.com
by DarkCow February 23, 2003
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An omnipotent power in which controls all life in the Bria galaxy.
In the beginning the Shrub created the heavens and the earth.
by FAWN February 23, 2003
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When you're trying to find the clit and your hand gets lost in the chick's bush.
Gary: so what happened with that bitch last night? Kevin: tried to finger her pussy, but i ended up just shrubbing. Gary: ew dude fuck.
by kevin&gary October 15, 2010
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A type of bush that is grown usually outside homes and offices.

The most popular, and most descriptive nickname for our current President, who has just as much intelligence as the type of bush described above.
Shrub is an accurate description of the President.

See also: Bush, George W.
by jesster79 January 19, 2006
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