The Pirate is when you take someone from behind and right when you're getting ready to blow your load you tell them, but instead of actually cumming you spit on their back and naturally they turn around to look, just then you shoot your actual load in their eye in which they grasp and cover it up with one hand afterward. As they stand up to ask you what that was all about you kick them in the shin. Now they're hobbling with one eye covered, hence the pirate.
I drank Rum mixed with gunpowder and then made your mother the pirate
by dragnov November 01, 2006
Stated simply as any sexual arousal for a male to the point of ejaculation.
He then ejaculates into the woman's eye upon which she covers her eye with her hand. Immediately following, the male punches her in the stomach. At this point with her hand over her eye she yells, "ARGHHHHHHH"
-Timeline of Events

Male: "Oh baby, Oh baby!"
Male: *Squirt*
Female: "My Eye!"
Male: *Punch*
by Zachry Diehl March 14, 2005
1.This highly diffucult manuever to master is performed when one is having anal sex with his partner. When your about to cum you pull out and spti on her back so she thinks you came on her. Then when she turns around you bust in her eye, kick her in the shin, then punch her in the kidney making her go "arghh" with one eye closed a hand on her hip all the while bouncing on one leg.

2.Destroy Ninjas.
Chris:Dude, I heard Mel got the pirate last night...What the hell was Matt thinking?

Eddie:I know, she cant even sit right.

Chris:5 bucks says shes pissin blood.
by Sir Bagguwell January 22, 2007
WHile getting a blowjob, pull out before cumming, cum in her eye, she will then cover her eye, then punch her in her stomach, she will have one hand on her eye and one on her stomach saying "arrr"
by Anonymous August 16, 2003
When a girl is sucking a dick. Then the guy squirts in her left or right eye. She stands up covers her eye and starts jumping around saying "rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr".
I used The Pirate on your mom last night.
by Bert Goo 2 April 11, 2003
When you're getting a blow job from a girl you wait until your about to cum and you ejaculate in her eye. After that you proceed to punch her in the eye, forcing her to wear an eye patch. You also kick her in the shin, making her hobble on one leg.
by Shant April 03, 2003

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