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On the first date, the man slips a roofie into the girls drink. As she is about to go unconscious, a midget dressed as a faun plays the flute. When the girl regains consciousness she is naked in a closet with a lion with a Turkish delight in her mouth. Again the girl is drugged, dressed, and returned home into her own closet.

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The narnia was tough to pull off, but thanks to that homeless midget we did it, and Sarah thinks she's crazy now
by Aslan the lion May 17, 2009

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