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1. The computer-generated artificial reality in which everyone except Keanu Reeves and a handful of other actors reside, oblivious to the pain, suffering, and general crappiness of the real world.

2. A series of movies starring Keanu Reeves, Laurence Fishburne, and Carrie-Ann Moss that is practically the definition of awesomeness, so entirely, ultimately holy in its awesomeness is it.
1. L0L! t3h m4tr1x h45 j00! pwnt!!!!!1!

2. Dude, I like, don't understand those movies, because I'm a bumbling idiot who can't be bothered to think for more than 30 seconds about anything, dude...
by Holy Yoda August 06, 2005
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the internet. a computer generated fake reality where even faker people live the fakest lives. inhabitants rarely exercise and although are extroverts 'online' are usually antisocial and have few friends in the real world. they live in blogs instead of blocks, watch youtube instead of real television, have twitter followers instead of friends, hang out on facebook instead of sports bars, make phone calls with skype instead of vodafone and em, change how they look with photoshop instead of plastic surgery and steal music and movies instead of money...smh
that guy spent so much time in the matrix he started to poke people in real life to get their attention and even once tried to photoshop a zit before he went out.
by ed the Word September 14, 2009
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The Matrix, Reloaded, and Revolutions are fantastic movies, but not for everyone. If you hate them, then you don't understand them.
You idiot.
The Matrix is Real. If only you could see the code.
by SweetNeo85 March 10, 2004
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a movie about a nerdy guy who takes a shit load of acid. think about it, a black man he has never met gives him a pill (granted acid is given in tabs, but ladies and gentlemen, you must understand, the nerdy man took a ridiculous amount of acid, ergo the large pill) which he says will open his mind, then we see that subsequently to taking this pill, the aforementioned nerdy man gains powers such as flying and stopping bullets. oh, and also he doesn't know what year it is and is fighting robots. well isn't that just a dandy acid trip.
neo: I R TEH GREATEST H4CK3R EVAR!!
black dude: yo nigga take this pill and its gonna make ya wake up and see the truth, word
neo: ok (swallows pill)
neo: whoa man, im like tripping man
black dude: that will be 200 dollars.

(why does the example need to use the word the matrix)
by da booze man October 15, 2007
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1. Semi-literate sixth form philosophy.
2. Vanity project for vaguely talented directors.
3. Holy fucking shit, dude! Did you see that fucking explosion! Dude!
"Well, you can't really understand the matrix without reading Nietzsche. You just can't."
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A great movie consisting of a pasty white guy and a magic negro.
By now you should have guessed...I'm your magic negro.
by spg November 12, 2003
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by ZJ May 20, 2003
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